Favourite Visual Artist
Van Gogh, I once offered to buy him a drink but he said "no thanks, I've got one 'ere".
Favourite Movies
Julie Andrews with a herd of ill cows in 'The Sound of Moo-Sick.'
Favourite TV Shows
I'm a big fan of 'Worzel Gummidge' the scarecrow, I think he's outstanding in his field.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
I haven't been able to stop singing 'Delilah' or 'Green Green Grass of Home', the doctor says I've got Tom Jones Syndrome, when I asked if it was common, he replied 'It's Not Unusual'.
Favourite Books
'The History of Glue', I couldn't put it down. (Did you know they've invented a 007 glue? It Bonds in seconds).
Favourite Writers
The one who wrote 'Lord of the Rings', I dreamt I was him the other night, I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Favourite Games
I enjoy Draughts, so open all the windows and doors in my house.
Favourite Gaming Platform
I was once bitten by my Nintendo system, I had to go to hospital for a Tetris jab.
Tools of the Trade
I went to a concert where the performers were using saws, files and chisels while singing 'On Top of the World', they were the Carpenters.
Other Interests
I'm an able fisherman but I don't like to carp on about it, I may flounder by making a rod for my own back. Sorry, fish puns usually give me a haddock, I'm only doing it for the hallibut.